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Sailing and golf make an excellent vacation.

July 31st, 2010 by i2iGUY

Sailing trip 2001

Sailing trip 2001

Back in 2001, my cousin Karl invited me to go sailing with him and his two brothers (Eric & Leo). He had a friend Mike, who owned a 60 ft. double masted sailboat that was moored down in the Florida Keys. The plan was to sail the boat from the Keys up the east coast, past New York, and out to Block Island off Cape Cod. Mike was bringing two friends and the trip would take about a month or two. We would be stopping at ports along the way to enjoy America and have some fun. Charleston, Atlantic city, were just some of the spots we wanted to check out. We knew that just north of the city of Charleston in South Carolina was the Myrtle Beach golf courses. Everyone on the trip was a golfer, so it seemed like a great idea.
Problem was that back then we did not have any cool wireless devices like the iphone, or Android, or a blackberry. If we did, we could have just punched in the URL http://www.myrtlebeachgolf.net and we would have gotten access to the internet and better yet a tee time at Myrtle Beach ! In fact by going on line, we would have saved not only time, but money as well. Websites offer Myrtle Beach golf packages that include everything a golfer or vacationer needs from tee off times to travel arrangements. Unfortunately, since we did not have access to the internet, we wasted a lot of time looking in a Charleston phone book and finding a phone booth. We also wasted money trying to connect with information on the phone. In the end we had a great time in Charleston, but never made it to the golf course.
The next time I am planning a vacation whether it’s sailing or golf, or both, I will take advantage of the internet and book my activities in advance. That way I can spend more time doing what I like best. Hanging out with friends, or in this case my three cousins. We made it all the way to Block island, safely. We encountered two storms and some other calamities, but that is a story for another blog. A hoy ! Four !

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FAT is coming to widescreen TV !

July 25th, 2010 by i2iGUY
In hi def extra widescreen

In hi def extra widescreen

It was inevitable with the popularity of shows like “The biggest Loser”, and “Oprah”, that the networks would eventualy create a channel dedicated to this huge demographic.
FATSOprah

FATSOprah

Fat people have been filling up TV screens for years. Shows and movies like “Fat Albert”, “Ironside”, “The Honeymooners”, “Family Guy” and a slew of other big names stars and celebrities have weighed in with appearances and heavy performances on screen. Fat people’s appetite for fame and success is big as other people, but their opportunities were limited, because the old TV analog signals limited it’s screen size to 720 pixels. That’s only enough space for one, maybe two fat people, not an entire cast. Now with digital TV being broadcast in hi-def at a pixel width of 1920 and plenty of flat panel widescreen TVs on the market, there is plenty of room for fat people on TV.
Can you stomach FAT TV ?

Can you stomach FAT TV ?

Reality TV has dominated the networks and now really fat TV will. Fat versions of many of our most favorite shows, are in development. “Fat Survivor”, “The amazingly obese race”, other shows such as the UFW (Ultimate Fat Wrestling).
Ultimately Fat Wrestling -Tub out !

Ultimately Fat Wrestling -Tub out !

The possibilities are endless and viewers appetite for more shows seems to be bottomless. Remember “Three’s company” starring Jack Ridder and two hot babes ?
Fours a crowd and then some.

Fours a crowd and then some.


Now they are talking about producing “Fours a crowd and then some”, about three really fat chicks and their old, fat, and cranky super, Mr Wanker. There’s even talk of making a “Miss Fat America Pageant”, or “Fat Watch” an update to “Bay Watch” only this time instead of seeing Pamela Anderson running up and down the beach we get some really fat broads in string bikinis.
Which one is Pamela Anderson ?

Which one is Pamela Anderson ?

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2010 Mid term elections, the rise of Palin and the fall of Obama.

July 14th, 2010 by i2iGUY
The conservative bite !

The conservative bite !

Politics is a strange and facinating drama. Who would have believed that in less than two years we would be watching another historic political battle. Our first black president, Barrack Obama, who rode into office on a promise of hope and change will be battling against his arch nemesis Sarah Palin.

The conservative bite.

The conservative bite.

Obama’s image is in tatters, his promises broken, the hope and change have faded, and the voters confidence in his abilities is waning.The republican and democratic parties are both suspect. The Tea party has a great message and a strong uprising of voter anger behind it, although it’s image has been berated by the president and the liberal elite’s as racists or “Tea baggers”. Above all this, Sarah Palin has risen as a positve image and brand, despite the constant barrage and assault her character faces on a daily basis in  the main (Lame) street media. She has managed to coalesce the forces around her, the Republican party, the Conservative movement, and the Tea party. Quite brilliantly she has launched her own brand of “Mama Grizzly” that looks like the new modern face of a conservative women’s movement. This not only mobilizes a new and politicaly massive block of voters, but it can also draw in women in general as it touts feminist’s accomplishments as well. The idialogical pillar for this brand is the power of common sense. Forget the progressive egg heads from acadamia with their theories on what they think works. The future of America belongs to those who can move things forward that make sense. Sarah Palin, despite the liberal media’s attempt to portray her as an “idiot” has proven to be anything but an idiot. She is also showing that she has an extra helpful handfull of common sense intuition that taps directly into her mother genetics. Now that’s using the force. The 2010 mid-term elections will be an epic battle to see if the annointed one (Obama), can save his legacy, or whether common sense will prevail. Fixing the U.S. ecomomy and restoring America’s mojo seems to have taken a back seat to adherence to rigid ideology, bad ideas, and consolidating power.  The voters are hoping president Obama will change his ways and listen to the people and to common sense. The cool-aid drinkers will believe anything, and keep chanting “yes we can” as they vote for their messiah (again), while all the evidence and facts of the recovery say there is no recovery and the secret is out that the emperor has “no clothes on”, and yet, still they believe. Hopefully the vast majority of us will see the big picture and cast our votes to cast out the bums. History will be made as change is force on Washington by the voters, Obama’s agenda is put in check, and the country goes back to earning us a check. Sarah Palin may or may not run for president in 2012, but she has put the teeth back into the fight for liberty, and small government with representation.

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The next “BUBBLE”, educational loans. Economic collapse is comming soon !

July 13th, 2010 by i2iGUY
Economic collapse

Economic collapse

Despite president Obama’s sales pitch that the worst is behind us, many Americans are buying the snake oil that the Obama administration is peddling. With the United States congress on the brink of passing a financial reform package, that no one fully understands (2000 pages), loaded with false promises, hidden costs, liabilities, that does not fix the home loan “BUBBLE” fiasco, the American public is about to have a second financial disaster dropped on them. Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac the government run and secured financial institutions that are broke and responsible for driving the economic car into the ditch, are primarily run by the progressives, liberals and people known as democrats. Under their direction, the two institutions pushed for,  and backed risky home loans to people who could not afford them. A secondary result of their interference in the free market, was the out of control escalation of home values due to speculators who could sell houses to unwitting dupes. All those bad loans were packaged together and hidden on Wall street, while political hacks, like Barney Frank told us there was no problem. These same people, like senator Chris Dodd, are the ones who have created the new financial reform package that ignores the cause of the debacle, liberals and president Obama. Now the cycle is set to repeat with the administration pushing educational loans (college) through both Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac. The loans are given out to pretty much anybody, regardless of their ability to pay the loan back. Even with good intentions, the Americans trying to better themselves by getting an education, will be graduating into an economy that has no jobs to pay them ! It’s already happening, and it’s only going to get worse. Right now with the current U.S. national debt rising to 14 billion, and our government spending money like there is no tomorrow, the debt per citizen is projected at about 50K. The average 4 year college loan is 50K. Many college loans are even bigger going to 200K and more. The jobs to employ these people coming out of college, do not exist. To make the situation even worse is, the president is an academic egg head, who has never earned a buck in the free market, and his liberal elite buddies in the white house are all from the same backgrounds of academia. It is a known fact that the educational system is laden with huge costs for classes and books to pay for outrageous salaries and benefit packages of compensation for the egg head professors who teach “fantasy economics” rather than real economics as Mr Melon said. Now with the government institutions of FM & FM take over of educational financing and pushing as many loans as possible with false promises, it’s like deja vue all over again.Owning a home sounds good, and so does a college education. However, there is a right way and a wrong way to get where you want to go. The government messing with the free markets is not the right way.

The worst is over

The worst is over

President Obama has been telling us that the rebuplicans are the ones who drove the economy into the ditch and that why would we give them back the keys ? What he is not telling us is that he doesn’t need the keys, because he and all his liberal buddies, like Pelosi and Reid are all pushing the economy down a dirt road off the right path toward a cliff that they are committed to going over. To them, it’s only money “YOUR MONEY”, and even if your broke and owing money you can’t pay on your bills, your mortgage, your college loan, etc…you can still always pay more taxes to help fix the problems they create. It’s time to join our president in the blame game and to lay “THE BLAME” for the current mess and the disaster that is on the horizon on the president. This is Obama’s fault, this is the ObamaCon, this is Obamanomics in action, this is the snake oil. Wake up America before it’s too late.

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Officially 2010 NBA Finals MVP goes to officials !

June 18th, 2010 by i2iGUY

The fix was in !

The fix was in !

The L.A. Lakers did not beat the Boston Celtics to claim their 16th NBA title. The NBA officials put the kabosh on any title hopes that Beantown had. It was bad enough that the C’s were minus their starting center Kendrick Perkins, but they had to battle the barrage of foul calls that the officials levied against them to bail the Lakers out. Leading for almost the entire game, the officials had to take matters into their own hands and hand the Lakers a second consecutive title via the free throw line. It’s a sad day for Celtic fans and NBA fans, having to watch the commissioner give the MVP award to Kobe Bryant who had a horrible game 7 performance. Why bother with playing next year, why don’t we just give the Lakers the trophy now instead of watching another pathetic season of FAKE basketball.

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Are you smarter than the president ?

June 14th, 2010 by i2iGUY
How smart is Barack Obama ?

How smart is Barack Obama ?

One of the main selling points of candidate Barack Obama’s presidential campaign was how intelligent he was. The easiest way for him to demonstrate his huge intellect was to point out how stupid president Bush was. This was very effective, because the general perspective of the American voting public was that a baboon with a banana could do a better job than George Bush. We all had to accept that we had voted for a baboon not only once, but twice as Bush served two terms. Obama’s massive intelligence was a given, although most of his transcripts and thesis work from his college years is closely guarded and off limits. Most people just looked at his big head and the very proper English that he uses as proof conclusive that his brain power was unprecedented for a president. The “change” and “hope” he made central to his campaign was depending on Obama’s genius to transform our country and bring us back from the brink.

In his speech to the graduating class 0f 2010 at Hampton University, president Obama said ” “And with iPods and iPads; and Xboxes and PlayStations — none of which I know how to work — information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation.” SAY WHAT ? The collective world of educated elitists and progressive snobs did a double take. All of a sudden, Obama’s intellect was in question. Never mind that the majority of Americans do not agree with his policies, and most of us cannot understand them (we already know politicians don’t read), we were always assured that president Obama knew something we did not. Now we find that we all know stuff that he doesn’t, like playing on an X-box or using an i-Phone. Whos knows what else we know how to do that Obama does not know. Additionally our president clued us in to  the fact that too much information wasn’t good for us. Now we were all looking at that enormous head of his and realizing that it may have not been from being super smart, but from absorbing too much information.

Back in reality, the exact opposite is true. Most of us know how to access and use information to our advantage. Take for example Carconnection.com. This is a website for researching automobiles for purchase. Users can enter information such as suzuki sx4, or mercedes benz r-class, or scion xd to bring up specific data on that make or model. Users can even search for groupings of vehicles. With the current price of a gallon of gas expected to rise dramatically in the future, searching for Hybrid cars might provide much needed information on how to go green. Getting the facts helps us make the best choice, when deciding to purchase a car.

The president is constantly telling us that he needs time to process all pertinent information, before he can take action. The amount of time he is taking and the questionable decisions that he is making is making us begin to wonder if maybe “too much” information is a bad thing for him, not us. When it comes to processing information, most of us say “yes we can”. Whether Barack Obama can remains to be seen. At the very least we have learned that you cannot judge a book by its cover, or at least a president’s intellect by the size of his head.

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Balance is “key” to handling gulf golf disaster !

June 14th, 2010 by i2iGUY
President Obama finding time to relax

President Obama finding time to relax

President Obama is taking drastic action regarding the disaster in the gulf. His focus and effectiveness, not to mention his overall image has been sullied by the news that he is finding time to put in 18 holes of golf, while millions of Americans are suffering. The white house knew the images coming from the gulf of birds drowning in oil, and miles of beaches and marshes covered in oil were bad enough. Hell, they knew the camera shot of the very leak spewing oil continously around the clock that they demanded BP put in place was now an ungodly reminder to the general public of their ineffectiveness and lack of answers and action. But they had no idea that the public would get so upset at the sight of their president knocking back a few friendly holes of golf.

The president’s now aware of how bad this looks wanted to remind Americans of two things.  First there is a lot of blame to go around and as soon as he has time for another press conference he would let everyone know who’s ass to kick. The second thing the president wanted to remind everybody of is that things take time. The oil leak, the economic recovery, healthcare, stopping Iran from developing nuclear weapons, are all things that will go on  for a long time and there no way to know what the future brings. The key for all of us pulling through disasters and hard times is finding balance. There’s always gonna be time to point the finger or to work on actual problems, but we all have to take time to relax and do the things that make us Americans. Go to a movie, golf, shopping, sports, etc… Even the president has to spend time golfing, going to broadway shows, sporting events, concerts etc…

The president has a staff to coordinate and make sure he has a front row ticket, but for us regular folks its good to know where to go to get tickets. ACheapseat.com is a good website for getting not only good tickets, but getting good deals too. Whether your looking for tickets from a particular venue like the WANG THEATRE TICKETS , or the BOSTON OPERA HOUSE TICKETS , or the Air Canada Centre Tickets, or your looking for tickets to Jay-Z, or Paul McCartney, this website can help you. With the current economic doldrums, it is more important than ever for people to save money or get the lowest prices on the internet. Make the time in your busy life like the president does to go out and have a good time. The oil will still be there to work on later.

As the disaster in the gulf looks to envelope and consume his presidency, the president is confident that his golfing will not be the disaster that everyone is predicting for his re-election. The American people will understand, there is time to play the blame game later and as soon as he is done playing his golf game he will devote the vast majority of his time to kicking ass and making sure everyone knows who is to blame. Finally the president agrees that the oil in the gulf is a mess and causing a lot of distress. He believes he dropped at least a stoke or two from his game trying to avoid a tar ball trap out on the course. It’s time to clean up this dam mess, he will use his power as president to make sure any course he may use will be cleaned up as a priority.

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Hope and Change = Broke

June 4th, 2010 by i2iGUY
The result of too much hope and change !

The result of too much "hope" and "change" !

The Obama presidency rode into office on a tidal wave of “hope” and “change” promised to all his supporters chanting “Yes we can”. Now two years into his term there’s nobody chanting “yes we can”, while millions of us are chanting ” hell no” and “why don’t you do something”. President Obama has shown  that he is an idealog, pushing through legislation that nobody wants, while being slow to move or ignoring anything he disagrees with. His ability to blame others and to over analyze everything has now formed a perception with the general public of a president with no plan, no answers, indecisive, vague about his positions, and ultimately weak. With the economy totering on the brink, with no evidence that any of his big government solutions are working, and now an eco-disaster of Chernobyl proportions taking place, the collective confidence of Americans in their president has never been lower.The word that best describes the current Obama administration’s achievements is “Broke”. Everyone and everything is going broke or is broken.

The U.S. federal government is broke. Many states are broke. People are still losing jobs and going into foreclosure. Healthcare is still broken. Social security is both broken and broke. The border and immigration is broken. The banks, wall street,  and financial institutions are still broke. The economy is broken. Trade is broken. Our voting system is broken. Foreign countries now view Obama as weak resulting in international trouble spots that are coming to a boil. Additional terrorist attacks, North Korea’s aggressions, Irans’s weapons development, and now Turkey and Hamas challenging Israel’s blockade of Gaza are all examples of where Obama’s weakness is now hurting the U.S. Where’s the “hope” and “change” in that ?

We are all hoping Obama will change.

We are all hoping Obama will change.

Now Americans are realizing that Barack Obama is not a savior, and not some “new” outsider come to Washington to bring reform. Obama is showing his inexperience and stubborness. The recent political scandals of his administration trying to rig and manipulate the system for political gain only show that he is just another politician “doing what everybody else is already doing”. In fact his brand of Chicago style politics now have him doing what many others are not doing. Obama is joining the select group of people like former president Nixon, former governor Rob Blaggoiyovich, and wallstreet con man Bernie Madoff. People who thought they were not crooks, but were !

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Joe Stack’s manifesto a sign of the times !

February 18th, 2010 by i2iGUY

A plane was crashed on purpose into one of our governments IRS buildings today in Texas. At the stick of this deranged act of terror was a person we do not know a lot about. What we do know is that he left a rambling suicide manifesto. The first thing I would like to say is that there is no excude for committing such a horrific act and I personally condemn what transpired.

With that being said, what I find troubling is that I have heard versions of Joe Stack’s manifesto before, by other people. The current economic collapse of the American financial system and the real estate markets combined with the long term unemployment and mounting debt both nationaly and personally is creating a climate for rising anger, frustration, and thoughts of radical solutions. The Tea party and the 2010 midterm elections and the push to remove incumbents to solve gridlock in Washington and save the future of country are tangible manifestations of people who are becoming more and more desperate. The storys vary in many details, but the commonality of feelings of helplessness and being victimized are the same. It’s the us versus “them” with the them being everybody from wall street fat cats, politicians, bankers, and the IRS. Even our president Barrack Obama, who rode a campaign of hope and change that has not manifested itself, has instead fanned the flames of anger, frustration, hate, and radical thinking. Obama’s failed policies that he is trying to force on the American public along with the mounting debt that threatens our country’s very security is bad enough, but add to that Obama’s rhetoric from the bully pulpit of the presidency. His constant blame game of bankers, former president Bush, Bankers, wall street investors, insurance companies and the like, even casting America as a country that has to apologize to the world ha sonly contributed to the us versus them mentality. One way or the other it has all helped fuel the current situation that is developing in our society. I can only hope this is not the beginning of even more tragedy as even more bad times loom on the near horizon. Like I said, I have heard Joe Stacks manifesto before, from friends and family and others as their lives have been turned upside down, with job loss, foreclosures and other finnacial disasters, with little to no help from our government. The too big to fail policies that have helped those with too much are coming back to roost. Washington’s negligence, or indifference to the little people. those too small to bother with or save, the IRS’s laser focus on collecting our last few dollars while letting corporate slugs off and forgiving even its leaders errors with no penalty has created an air of inequality that makes things smell rotten in the U.S.A. and is driving us all to a precipice we don’t want to go over.

Joe Stack’s manifesto

If you’re reading this, you’re no doubt asking yourself, “Why did this have to happen?” The simple truth is that it is complicated and has been coming for a long time. The writing process, started many months ago, was intended to be therapy in the face of the looming realization that there isn’t enough therapy in the world that can fix what is really broken. Needless to say, this rant could fill volumes with example after example if I would let it. I find the process of writing it frustrating, tedious, and probably pointless… especially given my gross inability to gracefully articulate my thoughts in light of the storm raging in my head. Exactly what is therapeutic about that I’m not sure, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

We are all taught as children that without laws there would be no society, only anarchy. Sadly, starting at early ages we in this country have been brainwashed to believe that, in return for our dedication and service, our government stands for justice for all. We are further brainwashed to believe that there is freedom in this place, and that we should be ready to lay our lives down for the noble principals represented by its founding fathers. Remember? One of these was “no taxation without representation”. I have spent the total years of my adulthood unlearning that crap from only a few years of my childhood. These days anyone who really stands up for that principal is promptly labeled a “crackpot”, traitor and worse.

While very few working people would say they haven’t had their fair share of taxes (as can I), in my lifetime I can say with a great degree of certainty that there has never been a politician cast a vote on any matter with the likes of me or my interests in mind. Nor, for that matter, are they the least bit interested in me or anything I have to say.

Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it’s time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours? Yet at the same time, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies, are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country’s leaders don’t see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies. Yet, the political “representatives” (thieves, liars, and self-serving scumbags is far more accurate) have endless time to sit around for year after year and debate the state of the “terrible health care problem”. It’s clear they see no crisis as long as the dead people don’t get in the way of their corporate profits rolling in.

And justice? You’ve got to be kidding!

How can any rational individual explain that white elephant conundrum in the middle of our tax system and, indeed, our entire legal system? Here we have a system that is, by far, too complicated for the brightest of the master scholars to understand. Yet, it mercilessly “holds accountable” its victims, claiming that they’re responsible for fully complying with laws not even the experts understand. The law “requires” a signature on the bottom of a tax filing; yet no one can say truthfully that they understand what they are signing; if that’s not “duress” than what is. If this is not the measure of a totalitarian regime, nothing is.

How did I get here?

My introduction to the real American nightmare starts back in the early ‘80s. Unfortunately after more than 16 years of school, somewhere along the line I picked up the absurd, pompous notion that I could read and understand plain English. Some friends introduced me to a group of people who were having ‘tax code’ readings and discussions. In particular, zeroed in on a section relating to the wonderful “exemptions” that make institutions like the vulgar, corrupt Catholic Church so incredibly wealthy. We carefully studied the law (with the help of some of the “best”, high-paid, experienced tax lawyers in the business), and then began to do exactly what the “big boys” were doing (except that we weren’t steeling from our congregation or lying to the government about our massive profits in the name of God). We took a great deal of care to make it all visible, following all of the rules, exactly the way the law said it was to be done.

The intent of this exercise and our efforts was to bring about a much-needed re-evaluation of the laws that allow the monsters of organized religion to make such a mockery of people who earn an honest living. However, this is where I learned that there are two “interpretations” for every law; one for the very rich, and one for the rest of us… Oh, and the monsters are the very ones making and enforcing the laws; the inquisition is still alive and well today in this country.

That little lesson in patriotism cost me $40,000+, 10 years of my life, and set my retirement plans back to 0. It made me realize for the first time that I live in a country with an ideology that is based on a total and complete lie. It also made me realize, not only how naive I had been, but also the incredible stupidity of the American public; that they buy, hook, line, and sinker, the crap about their “freedom”… and that they continue to do so with eyes closed in the face of overwhelming evidence and all that keeps happening in front of them.

Before even having to make a shaky recovery from the sting of the first lesson on what justice really means in this country (around 1984 after making my way through engineering school and still another five years of “paying my dues”), I felt I finally had to take a chance of launching my dream of becoming an independent engineer.

On the subjects of engineers and dreams of independence, I should digress somewhat to say that I’m sure that I inherited the fascination for creative problem solving from my father. I realized this at a very young age.

The significance of independence, however, came much later during my early years of college; at the age of 18 or 19 when I was living on my own as student in an apartment in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. My neighbor was an elderly retired woman (80+ seemed ancient to me at that age) who was the widowed wife of a retired steel worker. Her husband had worked all his life in the steel mills of central Pennsylvania with promises from big business and the union that, for his 30 years of service, he would have a pension and medical care to look forward to in his retirement. Instead he was one of the thousands who got nothing because the incompetent mill management and corrupt union (not to mention the government) raided their pension funds and stole their retirement. All she had was social security to live on.

In retrospect, the situation was laughable because here I was living on peanut butter and bread (or Ritz crackers when I could afford to splurge) for months at a time. When I got to know this poor figure and heard her story I felt worse for her plight than for my own (I, after all, I thought I had everything to in front of me). I was genuinely appalled at one point, as we exchanged stories and commiserated with each other over our situations, when she in her grandmotherly fashion tried to convince me that I would be “healthier” eating cat food (like her) rather than trying to get all my substance from peanut butter and bread. I couldn’t quite go there, but the impression was made. I decided that I didn’t trust big business to take care of me, and that I would take responsibility for my own future and myself.

Return to the early ‘80s, and here I was off to a terrifying start as a ‘wet-behind-the-ears’ contract software engineer… and two years later, thanks to the fine backroom, midnight effort by the sleazy executives of Arthur Andersen (the very same folks who later brought us Enron and other such calamities) and an equally sleazy New York Senator (Patrick Moynihan), we saw the passage of 1986 tax reform act with its section 1706.

For you who are unfamiliar, here is the core text of the IRS Section 1706, defining the treatment of workers (such as contract engineers) for tax purposes. Visit this link for a conference committee report (http://www.synergistech.com/1706.shtml#ConferenceCommitteeReport) regarding the intended interpretation of Section 1706 and the relevant parts of Section 530, as amended. For information on how these laws affect technical services workers and their clients, read our discussion here (http://www.synergistech.com/ic-taxlaw.shtml).

SEC. 1706. TREATMENT OF CERTAIN TECHNICAL PERSONNEL.

(a) IN GENERAL - Section 530 of the Revenue Act of 1978 is amended by adding at the end thereof the following new subsection:

(d) EXCEPTION. - This section shall not apply in the case of an individual who pursuant to an arrangement between the taxpayer and another person, provides services for such other person as an engineer, designer, drafter, computer programmer, systems analyst, or other similarly skilled worker engaged in a similar line of work.

(b) EFFECTIVE DATE. - The amendment made by this section shall apply to remuneration paid and services rendered after December 31, 1986.

Note:

· “another person” is the client in the traditional job-shop relationship.

· “taxpayer” is the recruiter, broker, agency, or job shop.

· “individual”, “employee”, or “worker” is you.

Admittedly, you need to read the treatment to understand what it is saying but it’s not very complicated. The bottom line is that they may as well have put my name right in the text of section (d). Moreover, they could only have been more blunt if they would have came out and directly declared me a criminal and non-citizen slave. Twenty years later, I still can’t believe my eyes.

During 1987, I spent close to $5000 of my ‘pocket change’, and at least 1000 hours of my time writing, printing, and mailing to any senator, congressman, governor, or slug that might listen; none did, and they universally treated me as if I was wasting their time. I spent countless hours on the L.A. freeways driving to meetings and any and all of the disorganized professional groups who were attempting to mount a campaign against this atrocity. This, only to discover that our efforts were being easily derailed by a few moles from the brokers who were just beginning to enjoy the windfall from the new declaration of their “freedom”. Oh, and don’t forget, for all of the time I was spending on this, I was loosing income that I couldn’t bill clients.

After months of struggling it had clearly gotten to be a futile exercise. The best we could get for all of our trouble is a pronouncement from an IRS mouthpiece that they weren’t going to enforce that provision (read harass engineers and scientists). This immediately proved to be a lie, and the mere existence of the regulation began to have its impact on my bottom line; this, of course, was the intended effect.

Again, rewind my retirement plans back to 0 and shift them into idle. If I had any sense, I clearly should have left abandoned engineering and never looked back.

Instead I got busy working 100-hour workweeks. Then came the L.A. depression of the early 1990s. Our leaders decided that they didn’t need the all of those extra Air Force bases they had in Southern California, so they were closed; just like that. The result was economic devastation in the region that rivaled the widely publicized Texas S&L fiasco. However, because the government caused it, no one gave a shit about all of the young families who lost their homes or street after street of boarded up houses abandoned to the wealthy loan companies who received government funds to “shore up” their windfall. Again, I lost my retirement.

Years later, after weathering a divorce and the constant struggle trying to build some momentum with my business, I find myself once again beginning to finally pick up some speed. Then came the .COM bust and the 911 nightmare. Our leaders decided that all aircraft were grounded for what seemed like an eternity; and long after that, ‘special’ facilities like San Francisco were on security alert for months. This made access to my customers prohibitively expensive. Ironically, after what they had done the Government came to the aid of the airlines with billions of our tax dollars … as usual they left me to rot and die while they bailed out their rich, incompetent cronies WITH MY MONEY! After these events, there went my business but not quite yet all of my retirement and savings.

By this time, I’m thinking that it might be good for a change. Bye to California, I’ll try Austin for a while. So I moved, only to find out that this is a place with a highly inflated sense of self-importance and where damn little real engineering work is done. I’ve never experienced such a hard time finding work. The rates are 1/3 of what I was earning before the crash, because pay rates here are fixed by the three or four large companies in the area who are in collusion to drive down prices and wages… and this happens because the justice department is all on the take and doesn’t give a fuck about serving anyone or anything but themselves and their rich buddies.

To survive, I was forced to cannibalize my savings and retirement, the last of which was a small IRA. This came in a year with mammoth expenses and not a single dollar of income. I filed no return that year thinking that because I didn’t have any income there was no need. The sleazy government decided that they disagreed. But they didn’t notify me in time for me to launch a legal objection so when I attempted to get a protest filed with the court I was told I was no longer entitled to due process because the time to file ran out. Bend over for another $10,000 helping of justice.

So now we come to the present. After my experience with the CPA world, following the business crash I swore that I’d never enter another accountant’s office again. But here I am with a new marriage and a boatload of undocumented income, not to mention an expensive new business asset, a piano, which I had no idea how to handle. After considerable thought I decided that it would be irresponsible NOT to get professional help; a very big mistake.

When we received the forms back I was very optimistic that they were in order. I had taken all of the years information to Bill Ross, and he came back with results very similar to what I was expecting. Except that he had neglected to include the contents of Sheryl’s unreported income; $12,700 worth of it. To make matters worse, Ross knew all along this was missing and I didn’t have a clue until he pointed it out in the middle of the audit. By that time it had become brutally evident that he was representing himself and not me.

This left me stuck in the middle of this disaster trying to defend transactions that have no relationship to anything tax-related (at least the tax-related transactions were poorly documented). Things I never knew anything about and things my wife had no clue would ever matter to anyone. The end result is… well, just look around.

I remember reading about the stock market crash before the “great” depression and how there were wealthy bankers and businessmen jumping out of windows when they realized they screwed up and lost everything. Isn’t it ironic how far we’ve come in 60 years in this country that they now know how to fix that little economic problem; they just steal from the middle class (who doesn’t have any say in it, elections are a joke) to cover their asses and it’s “business-as-usual”. Now when the wealthy fuck up, the poor get to die for the mistakes… isn’t that a clever, tidy solution.

As government agencies go, the FAA is often justifiably referred to as a tombstone agency, though they are hardly alone. The recent presidential puppet GW Bush and his cronies in their eight years certainly reinforced for all of us that this criticism rings equally true for all of the government. Nothing changes unless there is a body count (unless it is in the interest of the wealthy sows at the government trough). In a government full of hypocrites from top to bottom, life is as cheap as their lies and their self-serving laws.

I know I’m hardly the first one to decide I have had all I can stand. It has always been a myth that people have stopped dying for their freedom in this country, and it isn’t limited to the blacks, and poor immigrants. I know there have been countless before me and there are sure to be as many after. But I also know that by not adding my body to the count, I insure nothing will change. I choose to not keep looking over my shoulder at “big brother” while he strips my carcass, I choose not to ignore what is going on all around me, I choose not to pretend that business as usual won’t continue; I have just had enough.

I can only hope that the numbers quickly get too big to be white washed and ignored that the American zombies wake up and revolt; it will take nothing less. I would only hope that by striking a nerve that stimulates the inevitable double standard, knee-jerk government reaction that results in more stupid draconian restrictions people wake up and begin to see the pompous political thugs and their mindless minions for what they are. Sadly, though I spent my entire life trying to believe it wasn’t so, but violence not only is the answer, it is the only answer. The cruel joke is that the really big chunks of shit at the top have known this all along and have been laughing, at and using this awareness against, fools like me all along.

I saw it written once that the definition of insanity is repeating the same process over and over and expecting the outcome to suddenly be different. I am finally ready to stop this insanity. Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man, let’s try something different; take my pound of flesh and sleep well.

The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed.

Joe Stack (1956-2010)

02/18/2010

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2010 NFC & AFC Championship predictions

January 23rd, 2010 by i2iGUY
You cant win if you dont play

You cant win if you don't play

Last week I found the promised land raking in over $400 in parlay winnings ! This week I plan on re-investin my winnins’ to ride the gravy train to the Superbowl.

Take the Jets

Take the Jets

Colts -7.5 over/under 39.5
Payback is a bitch. As everyone knows, the Jets shouldn’t even be in the playoffs. The Jets shouldn’t have beaten the Bengals and they sure as hell shouldn’t have beaten the Chargers last week in San Diego ! Now as they head into the AFC Championship against the Colts, who should be undefeated, the Jets are still the under dogs and expected to collapse. The Colts of all people, know they should not be playing the Jets, but THEY ARE. The Colts committed the ultimate sin in pro sports of not “playing to win”. The bad mojo they conjured up from this mistake is still hanging around stinking up the playoffs. The mojo won’t be removed until the Colts go down in flames as atonement for their act of self preservation. Amazingly, the extra rest and recuperation they got from “not playing to win” and having an extra week off seems to be for naught. When I looked as the injury report, it was littered with Colt’s players nicked and banged up from their battle with the Ravens.
So take the Jets and the over.

All glory to the purple and gold.

All glory to the purple and gold.


Saints -3.5 over/under 52.5

Maybe the most amazing story in the NFL is the Saints worst to first rise this year. The fans in New Orleans are rabid, from longterm deprivation of playoff success, so the Superdome will be rockin. As amazing as their story is, there is a trajic element to it with the final three week collapse of the team. Going 0-3 prior to entering the playoffs is a dark premonition of their future in the playoffs. Bad mojo is hard to overcome, just ask the Colts and their fans after their team goes down in flames. The Saint’s sins were not as atrocious as the Colts, but going into the playoffs as losers is BAD MOJO. As captivating as the Sain’ts story is this season, the one story that out shines them is the story of Brett Farve. His comeback from retirement and competitive spirit embody all that is good about pro-sports. Watching him and the Vikings singing “pants on the ground” in the locker room after their improbable win over the Cowboys last week made me a believer.
Take the Vikings and the under.

Final note *

A Superbowl of Vikings versus the Jets couldn’t be any better. A game featuring a team that shouldn’t be there with a rookie (youngest) QB at the helm against a team with a living legend at the helm (oldest QB), who defied all the odds playing for a new team in an effort to win one last championship. The only thing standing in his way is the team he left because he felt they could not get him to the big game. Talk about irony ! Now that’s the kind of drama we want in a Superbowl.

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